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I’m lucky enough to have been sent to Queensland this week for work. I am here to attend a training/conference/expo of sorts called Microsoft Tech.ed.

Upon arrival to the conference I was given a HP netbook – a HP Mini 2140 to be precise. I’m a massive geek and I love this thing (I’m typing this blog entry on it right now).

I just can’t believe how image driven Queensland is. I know everyone, everywhere is somewhat driven by image, but never before have I seen people so driven by image that their lives evolve around it. Talking to Queenslanders, watching them walk around on the streets, seeing the numerous mini trucks, heavily modified v8′s and turbo cars everywhere, not to mention people riding choppers, etc, etc – it’s just a state driven by looking good – at any cost! They are all trying to keep up with eachother, even though only few of them can afford to.

Obviously this sort of thing happens everywhere – certainly in Adelaide where I live, but just not on this scale.

While I’ve been here I’ve also had some time to catch up with my sister who lives in Queensland too. It’s been great to catch up with her, and finally meet my niece – who is just awesome.

Spending time with my sister and her family has once again reinforced my opinion that “things” and ”stuff” is just so unnecessary. I completely understand that people need their hobbies, they need their few luxuries, but at what cost?

This isn’t a dig at the state at all – it’s beautiful up here… In areas anyway. I’ve considered the idea of moving up here a fair few times now (although never seriously enough to talk with my fiancee about it). I just don’t know if I could keep up with everyone else. I really think that to survive in Queensland you need to be very career drive, have very well of parents, or be happy to live a life of eternal debt.

I read an article yesterday that was just ridiculous. A 19 year old casual employee is already $42,000 in debt – the result of a car, plasma TV and an overseas holiday. While the article claims to be about how Generation Y are getting their act together financially, I’m just reading another piece of tripe by News Corp.

I’ve always had an issue with image. Not personally – as mentioned I’m a fairly resilient person, so I don’t hugely care what other people think of my lifestyle or how I look, but coming from a private school I was inevitably part of a competition to look as rich as possible, regardless of where I actually stood in the pecking order. It’s amazing how some parents push their kids out of the car in Ralph Lauren and Nautica, despite their car running on three cylinders.

Only now have I realised that a large part of a lot of males’ image is tied up with cars. I personally have had a few nice cars, and while I have never consciously bought them for the image factor, now that I think about it image is the only reason for your car to look good. While nowadays it’s easy for me to let go of that dream, I find that most Australians consider others to be “successful” dependant on how new their car is. Going on that judgement, I must be fairly unsuccessful, right?

Whether it be for a car, house, TV, boat, bike, clothes, laptop or so on – are people actually getting into debt purely just to boost their self-image? In this crazy world that we are living in, I’m a firm believer that nine times out of ten they are.

I don’t profess to be exempt from this, although I consider myself to have things under control – a good friend of mine asked the other day if I was sick of not having a car, and that “surely you could afford it”. Quite honestly, we could afford another car, but we just don’t need one at the moment – it doesn’t make any sense.

Nowadays you just don’t seem to get any kudos for paying down your loans and owning things freehold. To date I have never had a loan for a car, and only ever taken out a loan to buy our property. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

I wrote an article about the Minimalist Lifestyle not too long ago, and I feel that this ties in perfectly – to me, debt means stress. It is something that will always be in the back of your mind until it’s gone. Get rid of it and it will be one less thing to think about. Be content with less, and enjoy life rather than worry about it constantly.

Out parents love us, right? Albeit frustrating to spend time with mine the majority of the time, I know they have the best of intentions. I’ve been reading a lot on the differences between the generations lately and it’s pretty interesting stuff.

To a lot of people, us Gen Y’s are just plain annoying. I’ve read about how Gen X’s are probably the most sour about everything. They are a generation with the biggest mortgages, transport and living costs. As it stands, they have the most to gain from Australia’s economic “slowdown”. (Makes me laugh when they use the term slowdown). Falling interest rates and petrol prices are set to benefit the Gen X’s the most. Essentially, they have had a “hard life”. They’ve worked hard to get nowhere in their eyes, while the Baby Boomers get rich from specufesting (speculation investing), and the Gen Y’s seem to get all of the good jobs while treating their employers terribly.

What the majorities don’t realise though, is that the Gen Y’s are both the Baby Boomers’ only hope to retire on a healthy sum of money, and the best way to keep the Gen X’s in a property that is actually worth something at the end of the day.

Unfortunately what most also don’t realise is that in Australia, the Gen Y’s are the equivalent to a subprime investment. The majority have a huge HECS debt, credit card debt, have little to no savings as they haven’t been earning for long at all (due to studying), are quick to sign any contract (car, laptop, mobile, internet, pay-tv) and so on. Financially… woeful!

Work is becoming harder and harder to find for a lot of Gen Y’s. I know very intelligent people who have attained high grades in university, and some two years after finishing uni are still working casual at a pub. If you’ve got a job, great, but if you don’t, times are already tough.

Now granted these are generalizations.. I also know a lot of Gen Y’s that are good savers, have very safe jobs, and are financially “on track” (whatever their path may be). I also know a lot aren’t though.

None of this really concerns me. What is the big deal about having a twenty grand debt? Sure, to me it seems like a waste of money to me, paying interest on that money, but it’s not a massive amount of money and it doesn’t affect me directly if someone else wants to do that.

What does concern me is this big juicy First Home Owners Scheme (I imagine they don’t call it a scheme for a reason). $7000 FHOG, $7000 “Boost”, $4000 from the SA Government (different schemes in different states), and an extra $7000 if you build. $25000 in free money!

“House and Land Packages from $300,000. Take advantage of the First Home Owners Grant and low interest rates. Rent money is dead money!”

Although loans are becoming harder to get, things haven’t hit home in Aus yet. Notice how there’s a for sale sign in just about every street of the country? They are the smart people. Well they are the people that are smarter than most. The really smart people sold up at the peak a while back, but these ones are happy to cut their losses and get out now before anything worse happens. The Baby Boomers are selling. The Gen Y’s are buying (and allowing the BB’s to retire early).

The FHOG is keeping the housing market afloat in Australia. Practically every Baby Boomer in the country is telling their kids to buy. Interest rates this, FHOG that. Despite their kids only having a few grand in savings, and a job that they have only worked for 8 months. “Get in before the next boom”. After all, “house prices don’t fall, they double every ten years in Australia”……

Now believe me or not, I’m going to say this. From an economic point of view, it is widely accepted that house prices will fall in Australia. It’s happened in history (as above), it’s happened all over the world, and it happens in any other investment market. A LOT of people have something to lose by this happening, hence the naysayers. I won’t go into the specifics because that is a massive rant in itself, but if you want to do some reading check out bubblepedia.net.au.

So we’re going on hypotheticals, because you’re probably skeptical that this will never happen, but lets just say it does…

The Gen Y’s all buy up on housing from the “smart” Baby Boomers. The BB’s are selling their investment properties due to a looming house price crash. First Home Owners Grant and all, Gen Y’s are buying up big, their parents are oh so proud, and celebrations are in order. Then as it happens, the “slowdown” that Australia was having turns out to be a “depression” after all. Whoops, who saw that coming? Unemployment is rife, with the Gen Y’s to go first since they have had no job loyalty in the past, and really they are just an annoying eccentric kid, right Gen X’s? They try to keep above the water for a while, try to keep paying off their loan. Maybe renegotiate with the bank and take an interest only loan for a few months while they find a new job. Rent out the house even? Unfortunately the rental market is at an all time low due to a housing surplus too (not a housing shortage as all of the developers will have you believe… coincidence?), plus all of the other unemployed people are moving back in with their parents or sharing with others.

Time for the subprime of Australia to start declaring bankruptcy. What a nice start to life Gen Y’s. Good luck getting a loan in the future with your credit status now.

But mum and dad love you, it’s a big mean world out there. It’s not your fault things didn’t go your way, nobody saw it coming. Nobody except all of the people that tried to tell you not to buy before you did.